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Monday, April 20, 2009

top owning answers

upon marking so many scripts, i came across many intelligent and funny answers along the way. and they are no lesser in humour when compared to terry's famous zao ju in sec 4.

Comprehension question: Why did Annoyo thank the author?
Smart aleck A: Because she damn polite!

Exposition question: Would you give up your seat for the elderly in MRT?
Smart aleck B: i will never give up my seat for the elderly because i will feel very pai seh when they don't want to sit down eventually.

Narrative description: describe about someone in detail, may it be his/her looks, character etc.
smart aleck C: Edward cullen - Edward cullen has a really nice hair. His hair looks like a bird nest, such that birds will want to lay eggs on it.

How do you pronounced this name "Ibrahim"?
Smart aleck d: I- BRA- him.
bra at that instant, became a verb. similarly to "slam" him, now you can bra someone.

teaching has always been so interesting.


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